God already did by putting you in my life.
Ouch! I must have scraped my knee falling for you.I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?.You must be a banana because you’re very a-peeling.Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!.Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?.Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?.What did the two prunes call their dinner plans? A date.“Why shouldn’t you break up with a goalie? Because they’re a keeper.”.What did the squirrel say to its lover? I’m nuts for you!.Why did the Melons get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe.What did the calculator say to the pen? You can always count on me!.What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts!.Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?.Then I realized that it’s all your fault.
My therapist and I have been trying to figure out why I seem to have lost my mind.Wait! Before you cast those dreamy eyes on me, I want to get my maps and GPS ready.Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.If you were a phone from Apple, then you would be called iGorgeous.What did the barista say to their crush? I like you a latte.Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I will give it back.What did the magnet say to the fridge? You’re attractive.Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I feel a connection.What did one raspberry say to the other? I love you berry much.You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I have been binge-watching Netflix.These are sure to keep your femme fatale entertained and amused. From cheesy jokes and playful puns to flirty gags, we have got you covered with the best collection of jokes.
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